Episode 909

On this episode

• First Laugh: Felipe Esparza "Fan Wanting Free Tickets to His Show"
• Guess That Sound - Gull Noises and the Best Cheering Section
• Knowledge Nuggets - Midnight Plane to Huston, JR Cash
• Barebacking a Train
• $1000 Minute
• Daily Dumbass - Road Rage Number 2
• Top 6 Things Grandpa Would Do with Your Baby Besides Rename It
• Things You Wished You Had Done Earlier
• Mount Rushmore of Pantsless Characters
• Mother's Day Sex Toy from Gwyneth Paltrow/Not Headline News
• Nerd News - Bathing Suit Lights, T-Rex Purse
• Daily Dumbass - Lottery Winner's Luck Ran Out
• What We Learned/One More Laugh: John Rogers "How Brothers and Sisters Argue"