Episode 978

On this episode

• First Laugh: Robert Hawkins - "Swimming in Hotel Pools"
• An Entire Lunch of Penis Shaped Foods
• Knowledge Nuggets - Nike Murderers Tag Line
• **** Ticket Giveaways Coming Today
• $1000 Minute
• Daily Dumbass - Man who Faked his Death for Uzbekistani Mistress
• Top 6 other Things You Should Avoid after Labor Day
• Guinness Records that Haven’t been Attempted
• Beer on Ice/Has Chris Eaten Moth Balls?
• Dark SpongeBob Theories/Not Headline News
• Nerd News - Rose Make Brain Big, Handheld PlayStation
• Daily Dumbass - Sleeping Batman Bust Burglar
• What We Learned/One More Laugh: Eddie Gosling "Quitting Bad Jobs"