Dumbass #1

Anytime there's a streaker at an NFL game, the cameras cut away.  But I guarantee ALL eyes were on this woman . . .A 27-year-old woman in Missouri was on drugs last Friday when she got paranoid . . . ran out of her house naked . . . and ended up streaking across the field at an eighth-grade football practice.

DUMBASS #2

I don't know what to say about this story.  I just hope the paramedics got a few days off to clear their heads . .A 30-year-old guy in Florida got arrested after he called 911 and said he was having trouble breathing . . . then used an ice pack to pleasure himself in front of paramedics while they were taking him to the hospital in an ambulance.