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Nov 16, 2021

Egg Roll Causes bad driving? Freedom but not that much freedom in our Daily Dumbass’s. The Buttfumble over turned and Snoop Dogg shows up in Arkansas to work at Cain’s Chicken

Dumbass of the Day #1 Here’s the latest bad excuse from a drunk driver . . .A 45-year-old woman in St. Petersburg, Florida named Maria Jurgilewicz got pulled over around 2:00 A.M. on Sunday after a cop saw her drifting between lanes. She had alcohol on her breath . . . couldn’t follow simple instructions …

Nov 16, 2021

Daily Dumbass, Beard gives lady Staph,

We’ve seen people use dolls . . . cardboard cutouts . . . and even Halloween skeletons to scam their way into the carpool lane. So it’s kinda refreshing to see someone keep it simple .A guy in New York got pulled over last week after he dressed his passenger seat up like a person, and tried to use the carpool …

Oct 21, 2021

Is Ghost Love Cheating? A Candian Slow Speed Chase and More

Sexy Hipster Ghost Hookup We had a listener message us that believes that there is a spirit in her very old house. And she’s becoming Romantic with it! And she seems into it, but also torn. She asked us if it was cheating? And should she tell her boyfriend? Amphibious Police Chase Our First …

Oct 20, 2021

More Dumbass’s from Missouri and Pig On the Loose

Dumbass #1 You can really work up an appetite running from the cops . . . and that’s why this guy was so brilliant. A man in Missouri tried to flee from a cop on foot last weekend, while carrying a Marie Callender’s chocolate cream pie. He was caught . . . and the pie …

Oct 20, 2021

A dose of the daily Dumbass’s heard at 7:30am & 9:30am weekdays plus A Hole In One

Dumbass #1 Anytime there’s a streaker at an NFL game, the cameras cut away. But I guarantee ALL eyes were on this woman . . .A 27-year-old woman in Missouri was on drugs last Friday when she got paranoid . . . ran out of her house naked . . . and ended up streaking …

Oct 13, 2021

Mayo in your Coffee? The guys give it a try on video… Plus what did that dog just puck up?????

Chris and Bobby try the suggestion from Hellmann’s to add Mayo to there Coffee. See how it turns out…….. (Warning: The video is kind of graphic.) The Dog ate what?

Oct 12, 2021

Joyous Wolf in the Big Dog Studio

Oct 11, 2021

The End of the Dutch Oven

Here’s a good Christmas gift for your gassy significant other . . . or, buying it for yourself might be the REAL gift. A company in the U.K. is now selling anti-flatulence BEDSHEETS. The company Shreddies already sells fart-mitigating underwear. Now they’ve added two bedding products: An undersheet that your regular sheets go on top …

Oct 8, 2021

The perfect Halloween costume? Top 6 Human mysteries scientists need to solve, David Lee Roth predict his ending date 30 years ago? Check out the video

Find your perfect Halloween costume… Maybe https://frightgeist.withgoogle.com/ It’s Chris’s Top 6 List Scientists figured out why women always feel colder than men. If you’re keeping track, that’s one human mystery down, billions left to go. For instance, anything on today’s list of the . . . Top 6 Other Human Mysteries Scientists Need to Solve. …

Oct 6, 2021

Skeletons getting it on for your front lawn, Kellogg’s and Wendy’s having a breakfast baby along with a don’t watch video

I know there are endless “bone” jokes to be made here. The hot yard decoration for Halloween this year is two inflatable skeletons DOING IT. One is sitting on the ground with his knees bent, and the other is STRADDLING him. Kellogg’s is continuing the fine tradition of disguising dessert as a well-balanced …

Oct 1, 2021

Covid a real pain in the Butt with newest symptom, Dumbass #1 and f people in lederhosen dancing and drinking tons of beer to NWA

If I said covid is a real pain in the butt, you probably wouldn’t think I meant it literally.The newest symptom connected to covid is called “restless ANAL syndrome.” A 77-year-old man in Japan was diagnosed with it after recovering from the virus. It’s like restless leg syndrome, but specifically in your anus. https://nypost.com/2021/09/30/covid-19s-latest-odd-side-effect-restless-anal-syndrome/ …

Sep 29, 2021

Shaq Stage Dives, Rick Astley covers the Foo Fighters and a Daily Dumbass

SHAQ did a DJ set as his alter ego DJ Diesel at the Lost Lands Festival in Ohio this past weekend . . . after which he attempted his first STAGE DIVE. It wasn’t technically a stage dive, because he didn’t jump from the stage. He just leapt over a barricade into the crowd. Now, Shaq is …